Samstag, Juni 04, 2005

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door


At the Asparagus festival(!), I see a pay-per-ride swing set for the children to play on. The swings are shaped like dragons and unicorns, and the operators pump parents for shiny 2€ coins.

Beneath the stage on which the swings have been erected blares the sweet melody of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me." Umm... Germany, could we have a brief word?

Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor


Some days its really hard to tell whether Europe swallowed the Dada movement whole, whether they are making fun of American pop culture, or whether they just don't get it.