Visiting Genius

Recently, the Breach was visited by an old friend from Way Back in the Day. As she puts things much more eloquently, I'll stick to mild ranting and raving, which, come to think of it, I haven't been doing to much of recently. So, a quickie:

Empire, I'm sorely bored of you. Go become your own Moëbius strip and disappear up your own ass. The rest of us out here in the Reality-based world are tired of you besmearing our newspapers.

Magdalenish, everybody! A big hand for the Besucherin! (The part about me is towards the bottom, but by all means, don't skip straight down!)